Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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