you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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