She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
