bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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