Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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