problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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