Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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