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The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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