He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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