I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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