remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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