You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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