Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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