He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i think we sleep fucked last night...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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