Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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