i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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