butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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