why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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