Do you still have your period?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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