every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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