wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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