I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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