Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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