and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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