1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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