I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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