508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My hand turned me down
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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