found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
