So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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