So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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