is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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