I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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