Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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