Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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