return my video game
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Houston, we have a blender
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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