apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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