i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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