I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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