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• (586): View more from Michigan

  If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?

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  YES

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• (917): View more from New York City

  ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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  This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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• (916): View more from California

  I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?

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