fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
