dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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