I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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