he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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