their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
