Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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