Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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