You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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