It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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