You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I smell stomach acid.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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