you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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