wakey wakey hands off snakey
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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